A Bearded Surprise

“Oh, yeah! Now, we’re talking!” I rubbed my mustache. It was now thick as a cat. That didn’t take long! And it was cute! I loved being a girl with facial air.

I had just shaved my head. I ran my hand over my bare scalp. “Lookin’ good!” This was my look. I rang the doorbell, excitedly.

The door swung open.

“Woah!” I stared at Maria.

“Hey! Lovin your furry ‘stache!” She grinned.

“Is that real?”

“Give it a tug.”

I tugged the hairs on her chin. “Holy shit!”

Maria rubbed her black beard. “I decided to grow this baby cuz of you.”

“Why didn’t you tell me you could grow a beard?”

“I dunno.” She shrugged.

“Well, it looks cute! I thought I saw some chin whiskers two weeks ago at the mall!”

“Thank you, sis!” Maria hugged me. “I dec7ided to grow this little baby out.”

“No prob, now we both have facial hair!”

“Yeah, isn’t it cool? I never woulda thought I would have ever met another girl my age who can grow thick facial hair! It’s like we’re destined to be together!” I stepped in and Maria shut the door. Maria removed my clothes and felt my diaper. “Dry.”

 “You hungry, sis?” Maria stripped down to her Little Mermaid diaper.

“No.”

“OK… I can’t believe I’m growing a beard!”

“You should shave your head!” My eyes flashed.

“I don’t know, sis…”

“We look cute together.”

“True.”

I went into her bathroom.

“What are you doing?”

I grabbed a razor and returned.

“Can I at least think about it?”

”No, you’re gonna get shaved, sis!” I turned the razor on and buzzed her head.

 “OK, sis. But, I’d better look cute…”

I smiled. I tried to think what she would look like bald and bearded. I chuckled.

“I guess I deserve it after I shaved your head that day.”

“I’m not getting you back.”

“Huh?”

I sheered the top, getting more excited every strip I shaved off.

“You’re not?”

I continued shaving.

“Sis?”

I buzzed and buzzed and buzzed. Long, black hair fell to the carpet in clumps.

“Clarissa?”

“Done.” I shut the razor off.

Maria walked to the couch and grabbed her phone. She held it up to her face. “Oh my God!” She ran her hand over her bare white scalp.

“You like?” I smiled.

“We match!”

I smiled. We’re sisters! We should be bald together.”

“Aw, Clarissa…” A tear trickled down her cheek.

“I love you.”

“Thanks, I love you too. You’re an awesome sister. I’m glad I met you.” Maria hugged me. “My beard stands out more now that I’m bald.”

”Yeah, you look great! Who says chicks can’t grow beards!”

“Thank you sis.”

“Do you like it?”

“Yeah, I do. My head feels. .. fresh!” Maria laughed. “Now, we’re both bald with facial hair!”

“Hell yeah! And we look fabulous!” I grabbed Maria’s phone and snapped a picture of us.

Maria laughed. “I remember when you hated being bald.”

I laughed. “Yeah, I thought you were a crazy bitch. You had me get a feeding tube.”

“Yeah, but now…”

“We’re best sisters!” I hugged her.

“Yeah, we are! Hey! Let’s go to the alley and see if anyone is there. Do you think they will recognize us?”

I laughed. “Let’s go like we are. Just in our diapers.” I looked at the picture.

“Sounds good sis!” Maria stroked her beard.

“Ready to surprise everybody, sis?” I grabbed Maria’s arm.

Maria laughed. “This is crazy! I can’t believe I’m bald with a beard!” She rubbed her chin hairs.

“Nervous?”

“A little. But, you’re with me, sis.”

I smiled.

“Tell me if you get hungry, I bought Ensure.” Maria patted my bare stomach, near my feeding button.

“OK, sis!”

“Now, shall we?”

I hooked my arm through hers.

We turned the corner.

“Hey, guys!” I said as we strode into the alley.

“Whoa!” Wally dropped his jaw.

“Where’s your shirts… Maria, Is that you?” Max asked.

”Like my new look?” Maria smiled. 

“Where did you get that fake beard?” ?” Wally asked, sporting a red T-shirt, stopping above his diaper.

Maria shuffled over. “Give it a tug.”

He pulled her beard.  “Woah! It’s real! Did you grow it naturally?”

“Yeah, Clarissa and I grew out our facial hair.”

“And! Shaved your heads!”Max added.

”Yeah, crazy. Right?” Maria chuckled.

“Yeah..,  Or something like it.” Wally rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath.

“Well, you two look great!” Luke said. “I didn’t know you girls could grow facial hair.”

“Where are your shirts?” Max asked, wearing a blue football jersey tucked into his diaper.

“We love being topless. Don’t we, Clarissa?”

“Yeah.” I grinned.

“Well, you have nice ones!” David said.

Maria jiggled her bare boobs. “Thanks, we might come like this from now on!” Maria said.

“That’d  be OK.” David grinned.

“Feel my mustache,” I said.

David rubbed my hairy upper lip. “Nice!”

”Thanks!” I said. “Sorry, everyone for freaking out last time. I had some issues, but I worked them out. As you can see, I now have a feeding tube. Nothing’s wrong. I’m fine. It’s just best for me to take food through my stomach.”

“That’s cool,” Luke replied, “Apology accepted.”

“I’m glad you two are back,” Max said. “That’s so wicked you have facial hair! I didn’t know girls could grow beards that noticeable!”

“Thanks, I so love my mustache!” I replied.

“Some women can grow full beards at adulthood. I guess I’m one of the lucky ones who can early on,  Maria said.

“So, did you two collaborate on your new looks?” Wally asked.

”Not at first,” I said. “Maria shaved my hair off and I grew my mustache and when I came over to her house today, I saw she had grown a beard, so I shaved her head.”

“What?!“ Wally burst out laughing.

“Crazy, right?” Maria smiled.

“Well, it looks like you girls have had an interesting couple of weeks!” Luke adjusted his diaper.

“So, what’s going on with you guys?” I sat down on the concrete.

“I’m flunking history, ” Wally replied.

“How could you flunk history? All you have to do is study and memorize for tests! Oh! And do occasional reading assignments,” Maria said.

“Exactly! I haven’t been doing that.”

“Why not?”

“Cuz he’s an idiot!” Luke slugged him.

“Oh, like you always get good grades!”

“I got a seventy on my last English test. That’s passing!”

“But, it’s not very good.”

“Whatever.” Luke slapped Wally’s diaper butt.

“Hey!” Wally blurted out.

“I s’pose I gotta go back to school soon.” I sighed.

“You’ve not been?” Luke replied.

”Not since I had my operation five weeks ago.”

“Why?”

“I dunno why. I guess I needed a mental break.”

“I see. What are you gonna do about lunch at school?”

“Well, I can eat through my mouth, but I prefer my G tube. It’s just more efficient.”

“How so?”

“For starters, food goes directly into my stomach.”

“I see,”  Luke said.

“Speaking of your G tube. Would you like some Ensure?” Maria asked.

”Yes, sis.” I smiled.

Maria pulled my syringe out.

Wally stared at us like we were aliens.

“What?” I blurted out.

He only shrugged.

“Here ya go, sis!” Maria popped open my feeding button and stuck the tube into my stomach.

“Does it hurt?” Luke asked.

“Nope.” I smiled as Maria poured the Ensure into the syringe. The liquid traveled through the tube and into my stomach.

“So, you wanted a stomach tube?” Luke asked.

“Yep.”

“That’s kinda weird.”

“I know, but I don’t care.”

“Whatever floats your boat.” Wally said.

“It’s kinda cool,” David said.

Maria felt my bare stomach. “Filling you up?”

“Mm-hmm…” I smiled and peed.

“I guess you need a diaper change after this.”

“Well, I’m just glad you’re happy.” Wally smiled, but I could tell it was forced.

“I do like your mustache!” David said.

“Thanks.”

“What about my beard?” Maria said.

“Your beard is wicked!.”

“Thanks.”

“So, what else have you been doing?” Luke asked.

“My cousin Lulu came to town, and we hung at the mall.”

“Neat!”

“Yeah. I was shy about telling her about my feeding tube. We had lunch and I just wanted to be fed through my tube then Maria came, and I had her tube feed me. Lulu was shocked at first, then she was cool with it.”

“So, you eat only through your tube?”

“No, I still eat through my mouth, although, I wish I could use my G-tube all the time.”

“Why?”

“Food just doesn’t excite me anymore. I like being tube fed.”

“Oh, well, as long as you eat and stay healthy, I don’t see any problem with it,” Luke said.

“Thank you.”

“Done!” Maria said. “Are you full?”

“Yep, sis!” I rubbed her shiny scalp. I was glad I shaved her head. She looked sexy!

“Alright!” Maria pulled out the tube and closed my button. She pulled the water bottle out and rinsed out the tube. Then she pulled the Purell out and sanitized her hands. “I have to wash my hands before and after handling her feeding equipment or else she can get an infection.”

“How do you know that?”  Luke asked.

“I fed a girl with cerebral palsy through a G tube.”

”Really?”

“Yeah, she was my actual sister’s friend.” Maria rubbed her beard.

“So, she takes great care of me, don’t you, sis?” I smiled.

“Yep!” Maria kissed my scalp.

“That’s so great! I’m glad you two are great friends!” Luke said.

“Sisters.” Maria corrected him.

“Sorry, sisters.”

“So, you got a feeding tube even though you can get an infection?” Wally asked.

“We’re very careful. Aren’t we, sis?”

“Yes, we know what we’re doing.” Maria rubbed her beard.

I grinned She looked gorgeous with her shaved head.

“I’ve never seen girls with facial hair,” David said.

“You can say that again.” I heard Wally murmur.

Maria laughed. “First time for everything.”

“I’m so glad I shaved your head, sis!” I smiled.

“Me too!” Maria said.

“You two rock it!” David said.

“Thanks! We want to grow our facial hair big and bushy.”

“Well, mine’s already pretty bushy!” I petted my mustashe.

“Can you grow a beard?” Luke asked.

“No, just a stache,” I replied.

“I got excited when I saw hair on her lip,” Maria said.

“Now, I know why!” I rubbed her hairy chin.

“You girls certain got a look going for you!” Luke said.

“Thanks.” Maria laughed.

Wally rolled his eyes.

“Now, I’d better change your diaper, sis!” Maria patted it.

“OK, sis.” I followed Maria behind the dumpster. “I’m so glad the others like our new looks!” (Except for Wally.)  “Is it OK if I stand up? The ground looks awfully grody!”

“Sure, sis!”Maria took my wet diaper off. “Yeah, I’m so glad you shaved my head!”

“We look so awesome, sis!” I squealed.

“Yeah, we do!”

Maria wiped me.

I stared at her. Her bald head shined in the daylight. Her black baby beard added character to her face. Her breasts dangling free. She was my sister.

“What?” Maria asked.

“I’m just glad I have you in my life.”

“You too.” Maria smiled.

“Man, those chicks two are weird!” Wally said.

“Dude! Shut up! They can hear you!” Luke said in a hushed voice.

“Yeah, we can!” Maria closed a new disaper between my legs

“Um… shit!”

Maria fastened my diaper, and we walked out.

“What do you mean by weird, Wally?” I placed my hands on my hips.

 “Uh…”

“Is it our bald heads?” Maria challenged.

“Our facial hair freaks you out?”  I added.

“Forget I said anything.”

“No. I don’t think we can,” I replied.

“I was just joking! Get a grip!”

“No, you weren’t joking,” I said.

“OK, I’m sorry.”

“Right.” Maria rolled her eyes.

“Wally, we treat everyone here with respect,” Luke said. “What you said was rude.”

“I’m sorry, OK?”

“Please leave,” Luke said.

“Fine!” Wally marched out of the alley.

“Good riddance!”’ Maria said, her beard blowing in the wind.