Derelict sparrows attacked me
 
yesterday, as I sat at a coffee
 
shop patio. They were after my
 
muffin, not my poetry. I told
 
them they'd better damn well
 
kill me. It was down to that.
 
I wasn't giving up a crumb.
 
The fight was on, by God.
 
They hopped around my feet
 
in a silly dance, drunk on
 
rain puddle hooch.
 
I borrowed a broom from
 
the barista then roared into
 
them like a mob, but the little
 
bastards were of a certain 
 
disposition. And, as it turned 
 
out, more bulletproof than
 
engine blocks.


Submitted: February 26, 2025

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