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Poem / Poetry

January 23, 2025

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ELOWEN IRENE This limerick-style poem was written one weekend while I had my Granddaughter and I was exploring books looking for ways to write different styles of poetry. Who better than to write about my sweet dear Granddaughter? Fun! Read More
The Beeching Report of 1963 in England (also known as the Beeching Axe) planned to close two thousand rural railway stations and five thousand miles of railway track, leaving villages without access to nearby towns and cities. One seaside line in South Devon managed to escape these cuts and thrives… Read More

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A short reminder to use your words wisely. Read More
Ever wondered if someone had an extra helping of 'stupid' for breakfast? This limerick tries to show that very possibility. With its quirky twist on morning routines, it's sure to tickle your funny bone and leave you chuckling over the absurdity of it all. Read More
Pondering the outcome of mixing a bulldog and a shih tzu, it poses the hilarious question: would their offspring be called 'bullshit'? Read More
This limerick ponders about life's mysteries at the bottom of a wine bottle. With wit and whimsy, it reminds us that sometimes, the search for answers can be as enjoyable as the journey itself." Read More
This limerick tries to celebrate the affordability of vodka over a romantic dinner for two. Read More
The essence of conviviality in this limerick extols the virtues of pure wine or gin, perfect for lifting spirits and fostering friendship. Read More
Ponder about the paradoxes of online censorship and societal priorities in this limerick. With a sharp focus on the challenges of combating harmful content versus stifling critical discourse, the poem tries to highlight the swift action taken in silencing dissent while systemic issues persist. It also tries to prompt reflection… Read More

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Explore the dichotomy of human achievement and perpetual conflict in this succinct and thought-provoking poem. This limerick navigates the tension between technological marvels and the enduring struggle for peace, inviting readers to reflect on the complexities of progress and the challenges of harmonizing innovation with stability. Read More

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Inspired by the questioning of the necessity of violence in defense of one's faith, this piece tries to challenge conventional notions of divinity and belief. It invites readers to reconsider the strength of their convictions and the nature of their relationship with the divine. Thought-provoking and humorous, it prompts reflection… Read More
This limerick challenges the notion of a blessed existence merely through the lens of mortality. It invites readers to ponder the essence of true happiness and the significance of fleeting moments in shaping one's legacy. It offers a timeless reflection on the depth of human experience and the quest for… Read More

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In this limerick, a confident proclaimer touts safety at rock bottom, convinced it's the securest spot. However, fate soon delivers a humbling twist, revealing the fragility of this belief. It serves as a reminder that security is often an illusion in life's unpredictable journey. Read More

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"Flags of Fate" is al limerick that navigates the uncertainty encountered by builders as they lay foundation stones, pondering whose flags will adorn the summit. This poem tries to encapsulate life's unpredictability and the intriguing mysteries that accompany every new venture. Read More

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In Moore’s Artful Voids, the absence of material transcends into profound artistry. In the hands of Moore, a simple hole is no longer a mere void but a canvas for intricate design. His sculptures, crafted from stone, unveil elegant curves and complex forms that transform empty spaces into captivating beauty. Read More
In a daring departure from the infamous city of Sodom, a weary traveler seeks refuge in the enigmatic streets of Gomorrah. Drawn by the promise of a new beginning, he discovers that shadows of his past still linger in this seductive city. Amidst its allure and decadence, he navigates a… Read More

Tags: limerick

Poem / Poetry

May 03, 2024

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Experience the captivating dance of ideas at the masked ball of concepts, where the slogan confidently presents itself as a definitive definition. Amidst this intellectual gathering, the slogan embodies clarity and authority, symbolising the art of distilling complex concepts into concise statements. Read More

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The satirical concept of "mental castrati," a humorous metaphor depicting individuals who assert opinions with unwavering confidence but lack substantive understanding or critical thought. In this analogy, the term refers to those who, despite possessing physical faculties, display a mental "emasculating" quality—often blurting out uninformed perspectives without deeper comprehension. Imagine… Read More

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In the ceaseless march of time, the clock strikes relentlessly, marking each passing moment. With every tick, lives diminish like a flickering candle, drawn inexorably towards the ultimate toll of the final chime, where all existence transcends into the unknown. Read More
In the pursuit of knowledge, cannibals sought to glean wisdom by silencing scholars, cutting their tongues in vain. Despite their cruel actions, true learning prevailed, demonstrating that wisdom endures beyond physical trials and tribulations. Read More

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At the grand dining table, the man-eater dined with refined style, wielding knife and fork with practiced grace. Observers pondered, "Is that progress?" while he expertly tackled his task. Yet beneath his impeccable manners lay a veil of dark guile, concealing his sinister appetite. Read More
Cannibals have discerning tastes, favoring those without a backbone. With no spine to pick, just succulent flesh to savour, they indulge in a feast uniquely their own! Read More

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In a bizarre corner of the world, there existed a tribe of vegetarian cannibals. Raised in a society where consuming human flesh was the norm, these unique individuals chose a different path. Politely declining the offerings of their kin, they satisfied their appetites with vegetables from pots and pans instead.… Read More

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In the quaint village of Willowbrook, a rooster named Rusty reigns supreme with his vibrant plumage and spirited crowing that greets each dawn. However, behind Rusty's cheerful facade lies a solemn truth—he is destined for the soup pot. Despite knowing his impending fate, Rusty refuses to succumb to despair. Instead,… Read More
One wrong step could catapult you into someone else's game plan. A misplaced move might lead you astray, landing you in the midst of another's ambitions. Read More
Follow the misadventures of a character who sells himself to both sides for the sake of balance, only to find himself caught in chaotic conflict. Read More

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This poetic piece tries to creatively interpret the notion that Bruno met his tragic fate in the very flames Prometheus once daringly stole from the gods. Discover the parallel pursuit of enlightenment between these figures and reflect on the profound consequences of their quest for knowledge in this engaging poetic… Read More
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