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If you like a girl who seems a little…slutty, then nine times out of ten she’s going to like you too.
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If you’re interested in a girl who doesn’t even know you exist, nine times out of ten you asking her out will automatically put you on her radar, simply for your dumb courage.
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Try not to stutter. It’s cute, but nine times out of ten she’s just going to get frustrated.
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If she says yes, nine times out of ten you skipping down the hall yelling “I got a date!” at the top of your lungs will only make her regret it.
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If she always laughs at the jokes you make even when no one else finds them funny, and she can’t help but smile every time she meets your eyes, nine times out of ten she wants you to take
the fucking hint.
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Just because she hasn’t asked you out yet, does not mean she doesn’t like you. Nine times out of ten, she will be thinking you don’t like her, because you haven’t asked her out.
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If she pokes you and runs away, or steals your favorite pen, nine times out of ten she’s hoping you’ll keep chasing her. Trust me; she doesn’t really want your pen.
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Take her to a movie you’ve both already seen. Nine time out of ten, it won’t bother her as much when you want to engage in other activities.
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She doesn’t always want flowers and chocolates for special occasions. Nine times out of ten, she would be quite pleased if you took her shopping. You may not want to go into every
clothing store she sees, but she will absolutely love trying on the most revealing outfits as thanks.
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When she pushes you away, nine time out of ten she really wants you to hold her close. Girls love using reverse psychology.
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Call her back right away. Nine time out of ten, she will be sitting by her phone waiting for you. She does not want to sit there for the next two days.
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I wrote this. I am a girl. Why should you doubt me?
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She’s always right. Always.
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Submitted: February 22, 2008
© Copyright 2025 XxPrincessxX. All rights reserved.
Comments
i have lost so many pens that way! lol
he he not always, a girl said i was gay coz i didn't want to kiss her... im not gay i just don't wonna kiss her!
ANd a reason to doubt u is u are a girl and girls like torturing me! lol, although after reading this i can see the torture as a secret meaning .... im glad u wrote this, i needed it badly! :)
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Lol! Im glad you liked it. Lmao, I hope you did find some use outta it. thanks a lot for your words, they were quite amusing to read.
Xx Ash xX
I put a link to this on my page, i hope thats ok!
Sun, March 16th, 2008 8:25am
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of course! thanks a lot.1 :)
Sun, March 16th, 2008 1:26am
Do you know one of your tags says grils instead of girls ^^ just thought you should know. Nice btw, i hope the guys reading this will take up your advice!
Sun, March 16th, 2008 10:02am
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thank you! Lol, I will go fix that tag!
Sun, March 16th, 2008 10:54am
Loved it! Your right on every point. (But we're girls, we're always right.)
Sun, March 16th, 2008 5:35pm
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exactly! I'm glad you agree. :)
Sun, March 16th, 2008 10:56am
its really fun and sweet
Sun, March 16th, 2008 5:37pm
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thank you!
Sun, March 16th, 2008 10:56am
I love the ending ! You are sooo right. We are always right ten times out of ten. hahah so amusing
Tue, March 18th, 2008 5:21am
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thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed this. :)
Mon, March 17th, 2008 11:43pm
The simple honesty is what made it so endearing and cute! I liked it alot.
Wed, March 19th, 2008 7:20pm
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thank you! I'm glad you liked it. =)
Wed, March 19th, 2008 5:00pm
i love it because its true, i wish had i payed more attention in my younger years lol, oh well live and learn haha, i look foward to reading your other work
Thu, March 20th, 2008 8:00am
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thank you very much!
Thu, March 20th, 2008 5:23pm
Quite humorous, and quite true. An excellent write. I do especially like the end, I have often heard; "Guys; in a relationship you can be right, or you can be happy." Very well done, indeed.
Wed, March 26th, 2008 6:06am
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Lmao! I've heard that a few times too. thanks for the comment!
Fri, March 28th, 2008 8:36pm
A ha ha, that was great! Everyone needs a little humor to brighten their day! Especially me. So thank you!
Wed, April 2nd, 2008 1:58am
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no problem! :) glad you liked it.
Thu, April 3rd, 2008 9:23pm
hey, i got a lot of helpful hints from this... thx!!
Thu, April 3rd, 2008 6:56pm
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haha, I'm glad you find this helpfull. :)
Thu, April 3rd, 2008 9:24pm
Man could my ex boyfriend have used this!you try everything in the book and the guy still doesn't get it!Thanks for letting guys know about this stuff cause someof them need it!(no offense to all you poor saps out there)
Sat, April 5th, 2008 9:45am
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haha lol. to true. some guys do need a slap in the face. ;)
Sat, April 5th, 2008 6:46pm
I LOVED this. Seriously, a few of my ex boyfriends... no wait, ALL of my ex boyfriends could have used something like this! Heheh, I enjoyed this ALOT! Next time I try flirting with some guy, I am going to slap this in front of them and THEN maybe, MAYBE, they will get the hint! :D
Thanks for writing this!
(P.S., I found this page by the link on Reapers page too! :D)
100/5!!!!!
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Omg thanks!! haha, Reaper has gotten my poem quite a lot of attention. *Thanks Reaper*
anyway, I really appricate your comment!!
its so true its scary lol
Sat, April 12th, 2008 5:29pm
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thank you!
Sat, April 12th, 2008 1:55pm
I like it! Well hot dang (watch my langauge), I needed tis about 3 months ago to keep a love I had! Oh well, win some you loose some. That's the way it goes. Have a good one, and awesome writing.
Mon, April 14th, 2008 12:53am
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thanks a lot, and don't bother apoligizing for your langauge.
Sun, April 13th, 2008 9:30pm
Funny. but sadly a lot of this is true. Write on.
Fri, April 18th, 2008 9:19pm
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thank you~~!! ^^
Sun, April 20th, 2008 5:25pm
I found this very funny. Good job! ^_^
Sun, April 20th, 2008 2:38am
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thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it. =)
Sun, April 20th, 2008 5:25pm
I loved it. It is so true! It made me smile. Thank you. :)
Tue, April 22nd, 2008 9:45pm
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no prob. :) this poem seems to have that effect!
Xx Ash xX
So true...eh? But I wish it wasn't! (sob) (sob)
Your's truly...Don Vito Corleone.
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sorry! lol.
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Sat, February 23rd, 2008 4:48pmMost interesting! Entertaining and enjoyable to read. Should get a lot of attention. Gave it an "I Like It." vote.
Happy trails,
Ed Bradley.
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thank you!
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